I am a royal college shrink.
I am a doc with lots of ink. 
At my peer-reviewed conference,
I can show kudos and rank,
By how many and what type of patients I have under my jurisdiction. 
"I have 20 locked up." 
"Well I have 50." 
"Are yours forensic?" 
At bedtime I think of how the nurses may be doing hand-over. 
Soon it will be time for supper. 
I know that I can tell a judge what to believe. 
Do I have a specialist knowledge? 
Or do I just have common sense, and a knowledge of meds?